10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it