10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris