10 Random Poker Quotes

Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
if u play for the thrill u are ill