10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.