10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."