10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown