10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.