10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."