10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers