10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]