10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.