10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs