10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha