10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water