10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain