10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?