10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth