10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.