10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.