10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."