10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth