10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!