10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson