10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes