10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Never educate a stupid poker player.