10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.