10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.