10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.