10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.