10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."