10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery