10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.