10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.