10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"No river, no fish."
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!