10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow