10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth