10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
in the poker game of life women are the rake
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
It's Free To Fold...