10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln