10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.