10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die