10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?