10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."