10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier