10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The all-in play works everytime but once.