10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.