10 Random Poker Quotes

"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
in the poker game of life women are the rake
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob