10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!