10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death