10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."