10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"